Tuesday, May 26, 2009

No Need to Worry About Latavious!

(Update: Latavious, if you're reading this, how about an interview? We are thrilled that you're coming to Memphis!)

Good news, Tiger fans!

There have been murmurings that Latavious Williams will not be academically eligible to play ball at the University of Memphis. However, in a recent interview, Latavious confirmed that he made an astounding 710 on his ACT! This is great and incredible news!
The average ACT score for admission to Georgetown is roughly a 32, so Latavious should not only be a star power forward here at Memphis, but a Rhodes scholar, the mathematics department chair, and, why not, the president of the university. We're coming for you, Shirley.


-JB

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

how do you get a 710 on an ACT? You probably mean his SAT. 710 on an ACT and people are saying he is not eligible.

Grizzly said...

lol Anoymous, I guess you missed the joke.

Anonymous said...

did you miss the post over at TrueBlueTigers about the Wisc. recruit pulling out over some negative posts regarding his intelligence? hey, i enjoy a good joke as much as the next guy, but considering what we've been up against, let's lay off anyone interested in coming to play for the Tigers!

Jake Bishop said...

Yeah, that crossed my mind, too.

John Calipari said...

That's a slammin' picture of Shirley, though.

Anonymous said...

Since this is a quote, don't you think he could have said "17" and it was transcribed incorrectly? In that case, the score is fine...

Willie Herenton said...

I love me some white meat.

Anonymous said...

I wonder who took the test for him...

Derrick Rose said...

I took the SAT for Latavious. Can we just call it even?

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