Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Man It Feels Good to be a Gangsta


Man it feels good to be a gangsta
A real gangsta ball coach plays his cards right
A real gangsta ball coach has a low buy out
Cause a gangsta ball coach gonna take flight
And coaches always gotta recruit
Showin all his boys how he signed em
But real gangsta-coach recruits have opt-outs
So real gangsta ball coach always got em
And everythings cool in the mind of a gangsta
Cause gangsta ball coaches talk slick
Signin #1 recruits 24/7
Even if gangsta ball coach gotta cheat

And all I gotta say to you
Has been, rock n roll, bar-b-que eatin prankstas
When your Final Four banner comes down what you gonna do?
Man it feels good to be a gangsta


Man it feels good to be a gangsta
In control and givin everybody chills
Although I'm spossta look out for the program
I give all my coaches the best deals
Man it feels good to be a gangsta
What to do now I really don't know
I used to take orders from John Calipari
Now I just take naps on the floor
Now gangsta ADs come from all kinda conferences
And some schools have even switched in the past
But I sent the Big East a pamphlet
So Memphis will surely be the last

And all I gotta say to you
Has been, rock n roll, bar-b-que eatin prankstas
When I leave for Kentucky too what you gonna do?
Man it feels good to be a gangsta

- DJ Pistolier

7 comments:

R.C. Johnson said...

Zzzzzzzzzzz....

Anonymous said...

Huh?

...how about we stick to reporting on the team, instead of this drivel?

Anonymous said...

@Anon327

This isn't Dateline.

Anonymous said...

funny thing is an anonymous poster trying to tell the blogger what to write. jackass

Anonymous said...

I wasn't telling him WHAT to write, only suggesting that he write something intelligent and useful to our understanding of what is up with the team...you know, so we would actually be interested in reading it, jackass.

Anonymous said...

And as far as the "Dateline" comment, yes, it is our version of it...most of us come here for new, interesting and previously undisclosed information about the Memphis Tigers...what the hell do you come here for- really pathetic rap lyrics? Turn on the radio.

Tomb of Doom said...

Now boys...

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